Last time, conductors were the butt of our jokes (if you can call them that…) Here are two more, this time with the spotlight on singers.
A: "How much does it cost to hire a group of singers?"
B: "You mean a choir?"
A: "Sorry, how much to acquire a group of singers?"
A man goes to the doctor...
"Doc, I'm not sure what's wrong with me. I can't stop shaking my hips and singing Tom Jones songs."
To which the doctor replies, "Clearly sir, you have Tom Jones' Disease."
The man asks, "Is this common?"
The doctor answers, "It's not unusual."